gluteus maximus

i am back state side trying to get into the swing of things, but i figured this would be a pretty funny post...anyone that asks how austrailia was i give the same answer, amazing until the last day

maybe it was karma because i joked about how many things can kill you in that country but both dr's and myself are about 95% sure i got bit by a poisonous spider and the internet tells me it was this guy. where? right on my ass try flying for 24 hours with a worsening wound right on the sweet spot, it sucks...



my favorite alice cooper song of all time was one which opened with a monolouge from vincent price which went as follows...not so fond of this song anymore.

'Leaving lepidoptera - please, don't touch the display,
little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have
arachnida, the spiders, our.. finest collection.
This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,
unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa
raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of
the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize, the Black
Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is
fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say
that it attacks the central nervous system causing
intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in
breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions
and, finally.. death. You know what I think I love the
most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation
of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the
species she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is
delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity
- unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a
slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled
this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long
enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black
Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!'